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Random thoughts right now.

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

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Doing the moonwalk

wowfunniestposts:

Expectations:


Reality:

funniest blog ever

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Wait woah what? I’m not on tumblrdatinggames. I’m underage for that… I’m only thirteen…

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chinyereogazi:

toocooltobehipster:

clavid:

one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos

and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album

and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot

it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this

well im not artist but u get it

omg

lmao

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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johndaveprincess:

one time i walked into my kitchen

and there was a cardboard cut out of snoop dogg just standing there

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remember when they were going to censor the internet

remember when white people cared about kony 

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

remember when people planked?

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